I see strange patterns that most (normal) people overlook. While binging Gunsmoke, I noticed that the 11th episode of the 11th season aired on my mom’s 11th birthday.
Amazon Shipment

A Meal Fit for a Heathen

Sister Throws a Birthday Party…

An Unwanted Ingredient
I rarely eat take-out; this was the first time in over a year. On the second bite, I bit into a long piece of metal that appears to be from a scrubber pad.
Bored On My Birthday
Grocery shopping in the middle of the night. It’s the highlight of my week.