Category: General Weirdness

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The Phantom Pizza Order

My name is NOT Kelly Rodriguez. Apparently, someone used this site’s email address to order a pizza today in Corpus Christi, TX. I’ve never been to Texas. I called Papa John’s and explained the situation. They checked and said that the email address was used but is not associated with a Papa John’s account. Then the unexpected happened; they offered me the customer’s phone number. Papa John’s offered someone’s private information to a total stranger. I called the number and her dad answered. That was thirty minutes ago and I still don’t know how the call went.
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Storm Clouds Gather

Storming of the Capital 2021
Am I the only person that’s surprised this hasn’t happened sooner? I’m disgusted (by the fake outrage). It’ll be blamed on Trump supporters because that’s how the left operates. But I’ll bet anything it was a mix of antifa, blm, and other mouth-breathing leftists that did most, if not all, of the damage.
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2020, The Year for Binging

I had a lot of free time on my hands in 2020 and “binge watched” several complete television series. Here’s the (mostly) complete list…

Star Trek
Star Trek Enterprise
Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Picard
Mash
Monk
The Waltons
The Andy Griffith show
Deadwood
The Mandalorian
Star Wars The Clone Wars
Star Wars Rebels
Band of Brothers
The Pacific

In total, that’s 83 seasons of television. Throw in a hundred or so movies and it’s probably the most unproductive year of my life.

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The Incompetence of FedEx

Harry Potter book ornament
Once again FedEx left a package, addressed to me, on my neighbor’s back porch. Being surrounded by people that don’t speak a word of english and will steal anything not nailed down, I had to snatch it like a porch pirate. The FedEx representative informed me that my only option was to leave delivery instructions to “deliver to the correct address”. I can’t wrap my mind around having to tell someone to do their job. I asked “so we’re to assume the driver won’t do his job and leave it wherever he wants”? To which the foreign phone flunky replied “that is correct sir, you need to tell them to deliver to the correct address”.