I have the nicest customers.
To the Moon
Rising gas prices. I remember filling up a tank for $8-$10 but that’s a story for another time. Ever wonder why prices increase over time? It isn’t because things are “worth more”. Low-energy mouth breathers parrot that excuse. Dig into how money is created. If it doesn’t make your blood boil, you’d better check your pulse.
Edit: Today is May 26th, 2022 and gas is $4.09 and $4.51 per gallon here. Sure, it’s higher elsewhere but that’s their problem. I live here, not there.
Sure, Whatever You Say
I question the thinking of some people that believe there’s actually a supply shortage. I’m almost convinced this is by design.
Saturday Night in Deadwood

An Unexpected Gift
While picking up a new customer’s notebook, I absentmindedly cleaned my glasses with my shirt sleeve. When I delivered the notebook the next evening, that sweet old lady had bought me a microfiber cloth to clean my glasses. It’s little acts of kindness like this that keep me from losing all hope with people.
Bored On My Birthday
Grocery shopping in the middle of the night. It’s the highlight of my week.