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Christmas Fudge 2020

The chocolate fudge got a bit too hot in the pan which gave it a dry and grainy appearance even though it tasted smooth and creamy. This was my first time making white fudge with crushed candy canes and it was excellent.

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The Incompetence of FedEx

Harry Potter book ornament
Once again FedEx left a package, addressed to me, on my neighbor’s back porch. Being surrounded by people that don’t speak a word of english and will steal anything not nailed down, I had to snatch it like a porch pirate. The FedEx representative informed me that my only option was to leave delivery instructions to “deliver to the correct address”. I can’t wrap my mind around having to tell someone to do their job. I asked “so we’re to assume the driver won’t do his job and leave it wherever he wants”? To which the foreign phone flunky replied “that is correct sir, you need to tell them to deliver to the correct address”.