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Global embarrassment

German newscaster Mick Locher of channel N24 explains the meaning of the US Navy Seal Six Team emblem during a segment about the raid on Bin Laden’s compound.

“And they also have the ‘Team Six’ that carried out the mission. They don’t have the skull in their emblem for nothing,” Locher said.

The only problem is the emblem he’s describing is not that of the US Navy Seal Six Team. It’s a fan-made emblem for the fictitious “Maquis” rebel group from Star Trek and nobody knew any different at the news station. The skull to which he’s referring is that of a “klingon” and those are “bat’leths” (klingon weapons) surrounding it.

This is a perfect example of why I don’t trust broadcast news.

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Morons

I rarely eat “fast” food and try to make it policy to not eat “food” that comes in a paper bag. Today was an exception.

The past several weeks have been very busy with work (I save the world, one computer at a time) and today was no different. Having not eaten in almost 8 hours and only enough time to scarf something down within minutes, I stopped at the nearest choke-n-puke in site; the Golden Arches Cafe.

My order was simple: coke, fries, and a burger. I paid the latino at the first window and proceeded to the second.

Let’s recap: coke, fries, and a burger.

The latino at the second window handed over the goods and I was off.

After gnawing down the fries, I started to work on the burger. It wasn’t until I was half through with it that I realized it was a chicken sandwich instead of a burger. Oh well, not a big deal. I ate the thing anyway.

I then saw something that made my day.

The receipt listed a coke, fries, and a burger. The bag contained a coke, fries, and a chicken sandwich.

The receipt was attached to the bag with a sticker that read “double-checked for accuracy”.